Twi-Funny Of The Day

Hello our lovely Twi-dears, I thought that admist all this sadness that deals with the drama surrounding Rachelle Lefevre being recasted I thought that maybe I should lighten the moment for us all and tell you a HILARIOUS (well, Di & I found it hilarious ) story that happened to me (De) on Monday. Okay? OKAY!

While bored this past Monday at work I decided to bring out my trusty dusty Sims game. Yes, yes I know I’m a geek . . . SUE ME. LOL . Anyway, while downloading the game to my lame IBM laptop I thought ‘hey wouldn’t that be cool to make the Cullens on Sims?’ Sure I didn’t say this outloud, but somewhere, something in my head shouted ‘Yea, that’s cool!’ ( rotfl ).

So after loading the game I began making Carlisle, Esme, Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, and Jasper. I was even going to make Bella and Charlie next door to them, so Bella could come visit and they’d (her and Edward, of course) fall in love (maybe have a little Renesmee). Well the Sim Cullens (as I dubbed them) were so excited to be in their new home that they decided to throw a barbeque. Jasper was the master on the grill and even though the food was apparently NASTY they ate it anyway ( while leaving parts of the uneaten, obviously, gross burger on the ground of their patio). Unfortunately, the only Sim Cullen that knew how to cook was Sim Esme; therefore our resident chill pill Sim Jasper caused the grill to catch on fire, sending the whole family running dumbly towards the flames. I removed all of them a decent distance from the fire until the fire department was called to extinguish the flames. Sadly, after moving Sim Edward a way a third time . . . he comes running back to the flames for the fourth time. While running towards the flames . . he sadly gets caugh in them this time unable to escape them. I tried to get him out I really did . . but he was slowly consumed by them and crumpled to the ground. Death then came for his body and exchanged it with a tombstone.

I feel really bad . . but it`s funny too. LOL .

& now a word Di . . .

Wow that sounds like when were talking about our other Twimate (we call her Elle), and you said that when she leaves us alone for long periods of time that it’s like leaving a kid with matches. Then I said . . . “Yeah, it’s like leaving kid near a stove and telling them not to touch the stove, and then they end up like Sim Edward, burnt and crumpled on the ground engulfed in flames.”

Well I hope that provided you with a little laugh for today, join me next time for when I create the wolf pack. Hey, do you think it’s possible to make Sim Jacob imprint on Sim Bella? Eh. . I’ll find out and let you guys know.